Word To Thee Wise...

Never eat Frozen Popcorn Shrimp 4rm Target!!!!!

So here's my tale of woe...

So on Monday I went to Target with my cuz and saw this box of Target brand Popcorn Shrimp...me being the fatty tht I am said "yummmm" nd bought the box. So Tuesday night after the Inaguration Ball I was all happy and excited and figured I wud celebrate by eating the shrimp...so I heated it up...following precisely the directions on the box. So I'm watching Bad Girls Club while eating the shrimp and after I ate the first one...I was like "hmmmmmm..." but I continued to eat the 3 handfuls I had cooked. Everything was cool...until I woke up.

Wednesday morning...the day tht I am in class all day 4rm 9am-7:30pm, I wake up with this strange feeling in my stomach...I wasn't too sure which end it was gonna come out of...if u catch my drift. So of course it comes out the usual way but afterwards I still felt horrible...so at tht point I knew...so I told my roommate and she made me drink some Ginger Ale and made me some toast. So in the midst of me drinking and eating I'm still getting ready to go to school cuz I cudnt miss tht much class...so if I didn't barf...then I was goin to class. Welpz...I barfed...bad. And if u kno me...u kno tht just the thought of barfing makes me sick. But after I did tht I felt better so I decided to go to school against my roommates advice. I was fine the 1st 20 mins of class...but after tht...my whole body got super sore and since I had nothing on my stomach, tht just made it worse. So after I suffered thru my 2nd class, I called my roommate and asked her to come get me so tht I could go home.

So I get home....warm up some Chicken Noddle soup....and take the longest nap ever...only to wake up still sore and now with chills. So I take the warmest bath ever with some Epsom Salt....compliments of my roommate. But of course I forget tht taking a hot bath trains the liquids out of your body and since I was already low on liquids already form earlier events...I damn near pass out getting out the tub due to dehydration. The good news however...was tht my back no longer hurt. So I drank some more water and ate some more soup...and went to bed early...but of course I went thru bouts of dehydration throughout the night...waking up in cold sweats and having to drink water. Turns out I had a mid case of food poisoning.

Today...I'm feeling better...I'd say about 85%...but I'm still scared to eat real foods...for fear of barfing....hopefully I'll b 100 by 2morrow...I got a lot to do.

Shoutouts to my roommate tho! She hung in there with me like a true roommate...I def wouldn't have made it without her.